UMAIR HAQUE

(WHY) THE ONLY PEOPLE I TALK TO ANYMORE ARE THE ONES I CAN SAY THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD TO
I REJECT A WORLD THIS PAINFULLY STUPID, AND YOU SHOULD TOO
Jun 11 • umair

May 2026

THE MIDNIGHT GENERATION + THE DARK AGE THAT'S FALLING NOW
We’re stepping off the edge of an abyss.
May 21 • umair
2051, OR WILL WE EVEN HAVE AN ECONOMY ANYMORE?
The year is 2051.
May 17 • umair
THE TRICKLE UP ECONOMY AND THE NEXT 1929
See the chart above?
May 14 • umair
THE NOTHING PEOPLE, OR WHY PEOPLE ARE BECOMING TECHNO-CLONES
I.
May 11 • umair
(WHY) THE FUTURE IS MADE OF NOTHING
I.
May 10 • umair
HOW TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE
I.
May 8 • umair
HOW TRUMP IS ABOUT TO TRIGGER HISTORY'S GREATEST STOCK MARKET CRASH
I.
May 4 • umair
HOW TO BE A PERSON IN TIMES AS TERRIBLE AS THESE
I.
May 4 • umair
WHY WE ALL FEEL LIKE GIVING UP (AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT)
Look at the world with me.
May 3 • umair
THE NEW WORLD OF BRUTALISM WE'RE LIVING IN NOW
If you’re perplexed and unsettled by the state of the world these days, here’s a concept for you.
May 2 • umair

April 2026

I KNOW WHY THE STOCK MARKET'S GOING HAYWIRE. DOOMTRADING.
Just looking at the stock market these days is enough to make you frown, bite your nails, and scream into the nearest pillow.
Apr 30 • umair
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